Everton v Crystal Palace, Aston Villa v Burnley: Premier League – live!

“Liam Brady and Johnny Giles were on Eamon Dunphy’s podcast on Monday,” says Anto O’Connell. “Brady isn’t really a gambler but he was so confident Everton would be relegated he bet £20 with Dunphy!”

Crikey. I believe Everton will lose each video games now however I nonetheless count on them to remain up. I can’t see Leeds and Burnley successful on Sunday,.

31 min: Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley Nick Pope makes an excellent save to disclaim John McGinn, who belted a bouncing ball in the direction of purpose from the sting of the realm. Pope flew to his left to push it over the bar. What’s the catch with Nick Pope? Every time I watch him he seems like one of the best goalkeeper in England. Is it that he’s crap within the rondos?

43 min: Everton 0-2 Crystal Palace Can Everton deliver on Graham Stuart at half-time?

“Sigh,” says Mary Waltz. “Sackcloth and ashes, sackcloth and ashes, the Everton equipment for the Championship.

27 min: Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley I haven’t seen as a lot of this recreation due to all of the drama at Goodison. Sounds like Burnley are defending very nicely, although they’ve solely had 24 per cent of the possession.

39 min: Everton 0-2 Crystal Palace If it stays like this, Everton might want to win at Arsenal on Sunday to ensure survival. But if Leeds fail to win at Brentford, Everton will probably be secure no matter occurs.

Mateta’s cross was punched away by Pickford however solely to Zaha on the sting of the realm. His shot was pushed up within the air by Pickford, and Ayew pressured the ball over the road. This is a nightmare for Everton. The entire factor stemmed from a mistake by Seamus Coleman, who miscontrolled the ball and was robbed by Mateta.

GOAL! Everton 0-2 Crystal Palace (Ayew 36)

34 min: Everton 0-1 Crystal Palace Jordan Ayew is booked for a nasty scissor sort out on Anthony Gordon, which results in one other full and frank trade of views between the gamers. Everton attempt to get Ayew despatched off, however Anthony Taylor isn’t having it.

It was a really poor sort out, in all probability midway between a yellow and a crimson.

There are two different large video games tonight. The half-time rating within the Bundesliga playoff is Hertha Berlin 0-0 Hamburg. And within the League Two playoff semi-final, it’s Port Vale 1-0 Swindon (agg: 2-2). James Wilson has scored for Vale, as he did within the away leg.

31 min: Everton 0-1 Crystal Palace Richarlison shoots straight at Butland from the left aspect of the realm. It’s so tense at Goodison. It doesn’t assist that Everton don’t know whether or not they should win or not. They would a lot choose to have Arsenal away tonight and Palace at house on Sunday.

17 min: Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley Nick Pope makes a spectacular flying cease from John McGinn’s roller. It was a barely camera-friendly save, however nonetheless one.

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• Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley
• Chelsea 0-1 Leicester
• Everton 0-1 Crystal Palace

“Eh?” sniffs Charles Antaki. “Ringo an Arsenal fan? There’s something dubious about that; not especially that it’s Arsenal (though that seems weird enough, frankly) but that he cares anything about football. If he did, wouldn’t we have heard about it by now? I suspect we are in the world of rumour, murk and mischief. Evidence please. A photo of the great man wearing an Arsenal bruised-banana top while sitting at the drums will do.”

I’ll stage with you: I’ll not have accomplished my due diligence.

25 min: Everton 0-1 Crystal Palace Everton look fairly nervous, whereas Palace are taking part in and not using a care on the planet. The lifetime of the thoughts, eh.

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GOAL! Chelsea 0-1 Leicester (Maddison 6)

It was a easy purpose: Eberechi Eze floated in a stunning free-kick from the left, and the unmarked Mateta headed previous Jordan Pickford from six yards.

GOAL! Everton 0-1 Crystal Palace (Mateta 21)

6 min: Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley The test is full, so Barnes gained’t be punished. That determination might have gone both manner.

6 min: Aston Villa 0-0 Burnley Ashley Barnes catches Tyrone Mings within the face with an elbow. That didn’t look nice on the replay, and VAR would possibly get entangled right here.

16 min: Everton 0-0 Crystal Palace Richarlison is sandwiched 22 yards from purpose by Hughes and Andersen. He takes the free-kick himself, and curls it onto the prime of the bar! That was a stunning effort. In truth, I believe it could have brushed Butland’s fingers, although a goalkick was given.

Peep peep! Aston Villa v Burnley is below manner, and so is Chelsea v Leicester.

“Very good of you to host the Everton relegation trauma support group tonight Rob,” says Justin Kavanagh. “And best wishes to Mary Waltz, Dame Judi Dench, Gary Naylor, Paul McCartney and Matt Burtz. Incidentally Ringo is apparently an Arsenal man, so there’ll be no letting it be if Everton go there on Sunday needing a result.”

11 min: Everton 0-0 Crystal Palace When a nook is half cleared, Jeffrey Schlupp mishits a volley extensive from the sting of the realm. But Palace have come to play.

Mike Jackson’s ideas forward of Villa v Burnley

7 min: Everton 0-0 Crystal Palace A half probability for Jordan Ayew, who heads Tyrick Mitchell’s cross extensive from 15 yards.

Is it too early for the as-it-stands league desk? It’s by no means too early for the as-it-stands league desk.

Steven Gerrard’s ideas forward of Villa v Burnley

2 min: Everton 0-0 Crystal Palace An early little bit of aggro between Anthony Gordon and Wilfried Zaha, who grabs Gordon by the throat in response to a powerful sort out. Anthony Taylor doesn’t unsheath his yellow card.

“I have abandoned sport analysis and descended into biblical revenge theory,” writes Everton supporter Mary Waltz. “There must have been some act of cruelty in my teen years that God has decided to finally punish me for. When God says vengeance is mine she isn’t kidding.”

Peep peep! Everton v Crystal Palace is below manner at Goodison Park, and it’s hella noisy.

“Goodison is like a wild dog,” says Gary Naylor. “You’re not sure what’s it’s going to do when it’s cornered, but you’re bloody glad when you find out it’s on your side.”

Exhibit A.

Antonio Rudiger says farewell to Stamford Bridge tonight. Chelsea might want to signal a minimum of one centre-back in the summertime, and Ben McAleer has been among the choices.

“Hi Rob,” says Matt Burtz. “I will keep it brief: Dear Everton, please win today so that a result isn’t required at Arsenal on Sunday. This season has been hellish enough, is an easy 3-0 too much to ask for?”

I’m sorry I assumed that was a rhetorical query.

“Even at the beginning of the season (and going back for rather a lot of them), it was common knowledge that if a team could just get on top of Everton at Goodison Park, even the home crowd would help the opposition out,” says Harriet Osborn. “Since I certainly don’t watch every Everton match, I lost track of when their home fans really started getting behind them – when did they suddenly turn into one of the best home supports in world football, and what caused it? The end of Rafa? The wolf of relegation sniffing in the keyhole? Regardless, I’d imagine this is one of those stories we’ll talk and write about for a long time after this season’s gone.”

I wouldn’t swear to it in a courtroom of legislation, however I believe it was when issues acquired actually determined: Chelsea in the beginning of May. The environment was good earlier than then, notably for the Man Utd recreation, however Chelsea was completely different. It’s straightforward to overlook that Everton have been 5 factors adrift of security going into the match.

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